I take this very seriously.
Repeat after me,
The First Rule of Shark Week is:
“We do not leave the couch.”
The Second Rule of Shark Week is
“We do not leave the couch.”
If this is your first time watching Shark Week,
You have to watch.
I will pull it.
I will run my fingers through it.
I prefer it long.
I’m talking about 90s Eddie Vedder long.
Don’t ever cut it.
Ever.
He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven would be only half alive; and he said mine would be drunk: I said I should fall asleep in his; and he said he could not breathe in mine.
Wuthering Heights
Can be declared at any time,
Any place.
Be prepared.
kisses, kisses & more kisses.
