Shark Week

I take this very seriously. 

Repeat after me, 

The First Rule of Shark Week is: 

"We do not leave the couch." 

The Second Rule of Shark Week is

"We do not leave the couch." 

If this is your first time watching Shark Week,

You have to watch. 


I hate it. 

Yes, really. 


I will pull it. 

I will run my fingers through it. 

I prefer it long. 

I’m talking about 90s Eddie Vedder long. 

Don’t ever cut it. 


He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven would be only half alive; and he said mine would be drunk: I said I should fall asleep in his; and he said he could not breathe in mine.
Wuthering Heights


I like them scrambled,

With Ham & Cheese. 


Are made to be used. 

Be creative. 

And so will I. 

Thumb War

Can be declared at any time,

Any place. 

Be prepared. 

Waking Up

kisses, kisses & more kisses.

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